We Were On A Break!

I miss the old Friends show, sometimes. Hapless Ross Geller catching Hell for his behavior during a time when, he thought, he wasn't romantically linked to anyone and therefore wasn't accountable. Still, I am thinking that it's time we took a little break.

As the calendar is laid out this year, between work and family and a host of commitments, it just isn't convenient to update the page here for the rest of the year. And I suspect that few would bother to stop by on Christmas eve or New Year's eve just to see what I happen to think about HTML.

So this is going to be it for the year. The last Imparting Of Wisdom and Revealed Truth as I see it. Kids, be good. Stay in school. Don't end up like your old Unca Mark. Don't build pages out of Tables. Words to live by as we close out the year, don't you think? There must be others….

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